MeepClan

Shmerpclaw caterpillars for about 3 days, and finally reaches Spoon where he pokes her face with his own face. Extremely gently. It is a very violent battle.

Wafflepelt has notice what Shmerpclaw has done and her jaw drops. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! THIS IS POTENTIAL WAR!" Wafflepelt drops mr. tail and pads over to Shmerpclaw and mummurs "Imz vury disappointz inz uz!"

Spoonface didn't think the situation was all that serious until Sshhdhhchmerpy gave her the slightest nudge. Spoony turned, shocked into silence for a moment.
"TIS IZ WAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" she yelled. "GATHAR UR FORCEZ!" An army of beara-rays swam in the sky menacingly behind Spoonface, approaching her adversary.

Behind shmerpclaw, one of the most terrifying, most POWERFUL forces appears.. A BABY CHINCHILLA.

"OH NO!" Wafflepelt, who happened to be on Spoon's side, cried "We r no match! DO SOMETHING SPOONZ!"

The baby chinchilla slowly walks forward to spoon, burning manta-bears with a simple glare on the way.

"SPOON DO SUMTHUNG OR U GONNA DIE!" Waffle wailed with tears streaming down her face, "DO SUMTHUNG SO U DONT DIE U RETARTAR!" Wafflepelt sniffed and touched her face, feeling the tears. Wafflepelt instantly freaked out, for she had never cried before. "WATER IS COMING OUTTA MEH FACE!!! SPOONFACE! HALP MEH!!!!"

The chinchilla licks Spoon's emotionless face.

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Wafflepelt wailed for the whole world to hear

(This pic is wafflepelt feeling feelings for the first time :O. She is crying on the floor of Meepclan's rainbow forest :D)

Shmerpclaw only now realizes that the ground is made of rainbows.. He thought it was of pure derpness. But then stops questioning whai, and POKES WAFFLE'S FACE.

Spoony was shocked into pure terror and panic as the chinchilla caterpillared forward, glaring menacingly at her beara-rays along the way. The beautiful creatures began to burn up and fall from the sky.
However, that was not nearly as terrifying as when the chinchilla licked her face. Somewhere in the background, Spoonface could hear Wafflepelt wailing about 'doing sumthing' and water coming from her face. But Spoonface blocked out the background noise, hearing only the intense rushing of blood in her ears as she panicked on the inside.
Spoonface was about to faint, but the sight of Schmerpy poking Wafflel's face brought her back to the present.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" she wailed dramatically, falling to her knees before Wafflel. "HOW CULD YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!@11211//3413I4791037490329OIJRKNAQVJIEOFKLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"""""""
She leaned closer to Wafflel, despite the chinchilla's lick mark burning ferociously on her face. "Wafflepelt... I AM YOUR FATHER," she gasped, making weird, breathy noises. She then turned to Schmerpclaw, determined to work another popular movie into the mix.
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Spoonface screamed. An epic staff suddenly appeared in her paws, and she slammed the end into the dirt like Gandalf did in that one movie.

It seems that Shmerp and Spoon were on Waffle, and just like the movie, Waffle broke and Shmerp + Spoon fall into the abyss. The chinchilla then leans over a piece of the recently-broken-but-soon-to-reincarnate Waffle and holds out a hand for the falling Kizzard.

Waffle is frozen with horror. WHAT IN DERPINESS WAS GOING ON? Was shmerpyclaw really goning to declare such war like this on his own clan mates?

Suddenly, it turns out it was all a dream.. The trio awakens, and Shmerpclaw derpyowls "WANTUU GUH AWNUH NAWMZ WALKZ!?"

"Nah..." Wafflepelt slams her face on the ground and goes back to sleep

"JFJLKWAFEIjkdjavkenkr3952839okfawek" Spoon said. "TOO MANY BANANERZ BEFOR BEDZ MAKEZ U HAV WIRD DREMZ," she stated unnecessarily. She then realized that she was really hungry, so she ate a healthy helping of Bananastar's tail.
"YUMMMMMMMMERZ," she depryowled I mean derpyowled.

Bananananananananastar herpderps "WAI U DO DIS" and runs away, so the group must find another source of food.. CHEZBURGARZ.

"waih... You ate pa's tail's? No wunders he's been grumpee. Did you save any for me?"

"Sor-reeee," Spoony said, not sounding very sorry at all. "Dere b no moar tail left for u. But mabe we cun find sum... CHEZBURGARZ."

[b]And so, epic music plays and the trio sets off to find the golden chezburgar~[b\]

"kayz, we wentses to da epic climackz mountainz, wat we duz now?" Shmerpclaw questions the meaning of life.

"Maybe the mountain IZ the chezburger! Then we have to eat the mountain!!" Wafflepelt meowed as she bite hard onto the ground

"Nuh.. Teh chezburgerz are over dere." Shmerpclaw points over at the lake of lava and chainsaws and sharks. Nbd.

Moodynose forgets all about the grasshopper's casseroleythingy. He starts back to camp but gets distracted by a honey waterfall. He rolls up the hill and slowwwwwwwwlllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy slides down. He does this repetitively until he sees Spoony, Shmerp, and Waffle talking about....... CHEZBURGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!. He caterpillars up next to them and joins their journey without telling them. Then he gets so hungry he tries to eat Wapplefelt cuzz waffles are nommy.

"WEHZ NOT EATIN DAH WAFFLE NOAW! WE GO GET CHEZBURGARZ." Shmerpclaw yowls impatiently, and starts cateripillaring at light speed (snail) to the chezburger murder island.

"WAIT UP, SHCHCHVHEHCHHCHCHHMERPY!" Spoonface called desperately. She was not as skilled a catarpiller as Schmerp was and could not catarpiller at such incredible speeds.
"Oh hai Moooooooooooodynose," Spoony said, suddenly realizing that she had a new traveling companion. "We b walkin n findin dem burgarz. Dey b over thar." She motioned in the direction that Schmerpclaw was catarpillering.