MeepClan

"OH... TOWWY," Spoonface replies, noticing Wafflel's crestfallen wail. "ITWAS YUMMY TOUGH."

Shmerpclaw smallifyifies himself so he can go into Spoon's mouth and continue to omnom on the rock himself. And then take a chunk that he can biggyify for Waffle to numzez. Meanwhile satan just stands there frozen, waiting to be killed but the trio just continues.. Numming. AND SHMERPCLAW THROWS FIFTY KITS FILLED WITH PAPER AND CRAYOLAS AT WAFFLEEE!

Wut...

Spoonface coughs out Schmerpclaw, who now has some rock that he can biggify for Wafflel. She tries to eat the kits, but then realizes that eating little baby cats is inhumane and wrong.

Satan is still just waiting there, slowly decaying from age, while the trio starts nommzing on purple rock. Shmerpclaw makes sure to save some chips for later.. He may have something planned.

wafflepelt rolls on her back, back and forth. Her pelt catching on fire from the heat

Shmerpclaw anticlimatically puts his paw over his nommer, as if in awe, but then catches the eyes of.. THE PIECE OF PAPPERZ.. *duwn duwn duuuuwn..*

Spoonface grabs Schmerpy's PIECE OF PAPPERZ and throws it onto Wafflel's fur, igniting it in a magnificent conflagration.
"HOW BUEALTUIFUL," she derpyowls.

Shmerpclaw yells out, "HOW COULD YOU!?" As the paper bursts into flames. Truly, a sad day.. And then chibi satan just watches in the background.

Waffle sits around with her tongue out

Shmerpclaw glares at Waffle. DRAW. NOW. He then starts vicously caterpillaring towards Stanley, preparing a chezdouken.

Moodynose stares wide-eyed as his three friends play with paper and rocks. He is baffled at how they got to doing this so he starts dancing, hoping to start the cycle over.

Shmerpshydoo starts dancing to You Should Be Dancing (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yAkkpbm_8E&feature=kp)

Spoony begins dancing to all the Homestuck songs that constantly play inside her head. Because MeepClan cats totes know what Homestuck is.

(aaagh don't sue me I'm listening to Homestuck stuff right now)

Shmerpclaw barely knows anything about this 'stuckHome', but continues to dance.. And Satan is weakened by old age, seeing it's been about 999 years. Shmerpclaw may become a pumpkin soon..

(stuckHome. You have no idea how much that cracked me up)

MeepClan cats don't really age, so Spoony continued to enjoy her day in good health. Satan, however, wasn't looking too chipper. But who really cares.
"HAI GUYZ," Spoony says derpily. "LETS BE SANTA"

Shmerpclaw dresses everyone up as santas, including his pet chichilla Fluffy. Meanwhile, Santan just continues to age.. And within exactly 3 minutes and 29 seconds, Shmerpclaw will become a pumpkin, go to the past and have a chunk of himself eaten, come back, eat a ghost, and become a normal Shmerpkitteh again.

Wafflepelt dances around in her santa hat and danced like the epic cat on Simew's signature.

Those pictures are magical. ; e ;

Spoony was too busy enjoying her freaking epic hat to be dancing. She merely marveled in the epicosity of her newfound status. But then she started dancing anyways because why the heck not.

Shmerpclaw hid catnip inside of everyone's santa hats.. They're teleported back to the meeping grounds, with old santan still waiting, and start dancing while they're getting high off all dis catnipz. Shmerpclaw also bumps into waffle and yowls, "SPLASH KITTY ARTIST SPACE!"

Moodynose stops dancing and points at the honey waterfall he rode on earlier. His nose turned pink with excitement. "When... *gasp*... did this... *gasp*... get here?... *gasp*." He started to caterpillar to the top but decided caterpillaring was so last millennium. So he made up a new way to move called the snake (slithering). He then went down the honey waterfall, calling for the other meeps to join him.

Shmerpclaw comes along as well, but doesn't approve of this 'slithering', and creates a better way.. FLOOPFTHLING! It's where you roll around, while making a 'PLFFFFTPFFLLLPFFFT' sound.

"SPACE
I'M IN SPACE
there's a star
and another star
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
I'MINSPACEI'MINSPACEI'MINSPACE
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCEE"

Spoony loves space.

Moody is happy that Shmerpclaw has joined him.

Shmerpclaw gathers the honeyfall in his blackhole/stomache for use in a later scheme..