MeepClan

"WATZ UPS!" Spoony cried, leaping from her mammoth and following Schmerpy into the portal. Where will it lead? Once again, she decides to let other people craft the new landscape.

Shmerpy is very confused considering that Spoon was just in the portal, then defied the laws of everything and followed Shmerpy through the portal without leaving. This is so confusing that it causes Shmerpy to explode, but he soon regenerates.

Spoony realizes that she has just caused a rift to open in space-time, although really her strange behavior had a perfectly justifiable explanation.

Spoony, being the weird time-traveling derp that she is, had opened an alternate timeline very long ago through shenanigans involving a sendificator and a pumpkin. At the time, she had thought that the other timeline would have no effect on her, but the other timeline turned out to differ drastically from the Meeps' current one. In the alternate timeline, none of the events from current MeepClan had happened, thus resulting in a passive portal just waiting for somebody from a different timeline to activate it. The timelines magically fused somewhere along the way, making Schmerpy the one who had first used the passive portal. But in the alternate timeline, Spoony happened to come upon the portal from the outside after Schmerpy had used it and gone inside. Spoony from the current timeline, who was in the portal, fused with Spoony from the alternate timeline, who was going into the portal from the outside, thus making her go in from the outside while already being in the portal.

TL;DR: Ivyshade is lazy while roleplaying.

What pumpkin

Wafflepelt suddenly swoops by on a giant waffle! i missed a lot...

Lol, it's okay.

Spoony leaps onto Waffle's giant... er, waffle. She wants to join in on the fun too!
"WHERE ARZ WE GOINGZ?" she shouts joyously. Oh, man, riding on a waffle is SO MUCH FUN.

Shmerpy is teleported onto the waffle as well.

Waffle starts to babbble "I husejhfoksjfdhfushdfs dont hdsufhdisfoisdhfs know fhudshgsuihfud where dsufhisfhsidfh we udhfsuidhfisu are hdufhgisgioshgiodsh going sdhuifhsiohfsdhf"

TO THE MOOOOOOONNNN!






(I was going to draw Shmerpy on the waffle, pointing towards space, but then I drew him in a jumping position instead because I'm an idiot and stuff. So, I decided to make him jumping around and stuff on the moon. Whoo, lazine

Spoony is absolutely delighted by the lack of gravity on the moon and proceeds to float around like a Spoon-balloon. A Spalloon!

waffle jumped around and fell into a crater in the moon

Spoony toppled into the same crater and would've crushed Waffle, but the moon has less gravity, so everybody is lighter.

Shmerpy is still as fat as ever, and ends up crushing both spoon and waffle.

"JCAUIOJEKLAWDFMS,AKD GAH," Spoony said from beneath Schmerpy's fat body. She managed to flip over and push him off with her hind paws, thus freeing herself from her furry, twitching prison.

After being pushed, Shmerpy begins floating into the depths of space!..

Very slowly.. He's also suddenly very fat, and was covered with moon dust n stuff so now he's permanately(?) gray.

Spoony watches as Schmerpy floats off, bearing a striking resemblance to a meteor.
"HAR HAR HEY THAR," she called out gleefully. "I WANNA BE METREOR TOOOOOOOOOO!11!!313!1!"

The now extremely chubby and gray Shmerpy says, "Lol 2 8ad" and floats off, whilst Spoon lets out a single tear.

Spoony is extremely sad that she cannot be a meteor, but she is also very happy that Schmerpy made a Homestuck reference, whether it was intentional or not.

Shmerpy was very intentional on it, and continues to make 'Pffffffft' noises as he drifts towards the sun.

Waffle come outta no where and eats spoonface but spits spoon out

This spoon hurtles towards Shmerpy, and once it boops him it increases his speed by 1 cmph.

As Spoony leaves Wafflel's body, she manages to grab a waffle that she found in her stomach and proceeds to heartily munch on it.

Shmerpy eats the waffle whole, but ends up taking off Spoon's paws as well. Though, this causes Spoonface to make a SAD FACE which creates a large rift in time and space. Shmerpy hurtles into it mere days before he reaches the sun, and ends up in the Midnight Crew's planet.. Area.. Town.

...OMG
things have suddenly taken a turn for the better ;D

Spoony immediately dons a fancy fedora and a jet-black coat that doesn't seem to shine in any sort of light because... it's just black. I mean, yeah.
"I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew" proceeds to play in the background.

I'm a night owl and a wise bird too,

Shmerpy DOES shine, and steals Droog's stuff. He's in another dimension/not really/thing. He doesn't need it, right?