MeepClan

Spoony vows to create a Midnight Crew version of herself, but she's currently too lazy and tired to do such a thing. Maybe tomorrow, but then, Spoonface is known for her procrastination. It probably won't ever get done, actually.

Oh well.

(omg thank you XDDDD)

The picture above is obviously very legit. But then, pretty much everything Spoon does is oh so legit, so she doesn't care.
8luh 8luh.

Shmerpy then proceeds to stand around waiting for Waffle. Spoon, doesn't seem to be in the area. Probably smashing clocks.

(Simew, try to stay away from god-modding, please. ^^ God-modding is when you 'control' another person's charrie. If they don't write it in their post, then it hasn't happened yet. ;) Thank you~)

Spoony HATES clocks.
Spoony HATES time-travel.
Spoony HATES mobius double reach-arounds.
Spoony HATES EVERYTHING.

Being an expert agent of all of those things that she HATES, Spoony knows stuff about time travel.
and suddenly Snowman appears.
oh schist

(Sorry. :P I meant it more as probably smashing clocks. I changed it to make it sound a bit less definite. :33)

Schist, along with other metamorphic rocks such as marble, topples onto Shmerpy's head.


OH DEAR GOD IS THE PRECIOUSESES SAFES

(okay, thank you! ^^)

Spoony looks up to see Schmerpy being assaulted by furious... wait, those aren't horrorterrors. Those are ROCKS.
"THE PRECIOUSESES!!@!@1111!35322@@413!!!1!8" Spoony screams, caterpillaring towards the mound of schist and other assorted stones at a stunning speed of 5.4137778593 centimeters per century.

Shmerpy Droogs holds onto his hat, in fear of.. where is it

ohgodohgodohgodohgodwhereisi- Oh. New Zealandish birds, right here.. Anyways, Shmerpy gathers all the rocks and gets all his backup suits and hats extremely filthy. He is Shmerpy Droogs after all and it completely fits with him. He then randomly jerks towards Spoon Slick and exclaims ".. SHALL WEH DESTRUH TEH CLAWKS!?" after a few decades of silence.

"KILL ALL THOSE GODDANG CLOCKS. ALL OF THEM," Spoon Slick commands, bothering to use proper gramer and spleling. "ALL.
OF.
THEM."

She then proceeds to smash clocks to her heart's content. Oh god dang does she love smashing clocks.

(372/1000 clocks destroyed)

Shmerpy is startled by the sudden mass of clouds outside. But we don't ever actually go to this strange land many call 'outside' anyways, so we'll be fine.

True, true. All of Spoony's days are spent on the computer in her dark room, shirking on her vitamin D.

Spoony raises her weird staff thing and smashes a particularly large clock.

373/1000 clocks destroyed.

SD suddenly notices a red shape, probably a couple dozen yards away, and after yet another couple of centuries, finally realizes it must be one of teh felts! He then caterpillars towards it, but then stops after a bit to patiently wait for Spoon to follow.. Or not..

"IIII''F'EMMMM COMNNING," Spoony said enthusiastically, caterpillaring towards teh Felt. It was...

...
...
wait for it...

EGGS

And then, yet another reddish figure appears with a black and blue cap.. BISCUIT. Shmerps charges forward, but is surrounded by thousands of duplicates of the two.

YOUHATETIMETRAVELYOUHATETIMETRAVELYOUHATETIMETRAVEL

*ahem*

Spoony REALLY hates time travel. She proceeds to eat the original Biscuit, but then...

that ringing.

that godawful ringing.

Shmerpy's ears explode, but grow back because magic shmagic.

Spoony wants dat magic schmagic too, but then...
...
...
snowman.

To kill Snowman is to destroy the universe.
DONT DO IT BRO

Shmerpy missed the 'DONT'..

ooooooh great StarClan.
great
freaking
StarClan.

The confounded situation is groundbreaking enough to cause Spoony to explode entirely, showering the others with bits of rainbow feathers.

Don't worry. She'll reform... probably.

Shmerpy doesn't have the time to stab snowman, as he falls to the ground letting out a "Nooooooooooo!" for Spoon.

(omg, dat nooooooooo though)

Spoony reforms within the next few seconds, rendering the formerly dire situation to suddenly be completely and perfectly 0kay. Spoony blinks down at Schmerpy, wondering why he's wailing.

Shmerpy thinks this new Spoon is one of the felt! He charges as fast as he possibly could (3 atoms per millenia) towards her, with his ultra-cuddly cuestick in hand.

Spoonface let out a shocked meow that went something like this: *censored* She then charged into Schmerpy's charge, charging right past the charge, so chargingly fast that she charged into the next dimension.

..charge.

Shmerpy's charge was so outcharged by Spoon's magnificent charging, that he was taken into her charge rift. Since tlepelffaW didn't seem to finish getting through the rift on the moon, she's probably around here.. Just floating around in space n stuff.

(tlepelffaW omg)

Spoon ceased her charging as she entered the rift. She gazed around, realizing that the tear in time and space itself had resulted in the Meepers ending up in the Land of Pulse and Haze.

...KK.